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Dicks Jerky, Eat a bag of dicks funny t-shirt

Dicks Jerky, Eat a bag of dicks funny t-shirt

$25.69 USD
$25.69 USD
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Alright, let’s get one thing straight – this shirt is NOT for the faint of heart. If you’ve got a sense of humor that’s as sharp as your attitude and you don’t mind ruffling some feathers, then the "Dicks Jerky, Eat a Bag of Dicks" T-shirt is exactly what you need to add some fire to your wardrobe.

Here’s why this shirt is going to be your new go-to:

  1. Unapologetically Bold: This isn’t a shirt for people who need to play it safe. This is a shirt for the guy who knows life’s too short to be polite all the time. When you wear this, you’re making a statement – you’re confident, you’re sarcastic, and you don’t give a damn about who’s offended. Eat a bag of dicks? Yeah, we said it, and we’re laughing.

  2. Instant Attention-Getter: The second you step out in this shirt, you’ll have people talking. Whether it’s the wild laughs or the shocked reactions, you’ll definitely be the center of attention. So if you’re looking to stir the pot and make people question your sanity (in the best way), this shirt has your back.

  3. Sarcasm with a Side of Humor: Let’s be honest – sarcasm is an art, and this shirt is a masterpiece. "Dicks Jerky"? It’s funny. "Eat a Bag of Dicks"? It’s savage. Together, they make the perfect combination of edgy humor that’ll make people do a double take, and then probably crack up.

  4. For the Bold, Not the Boring: If you’re the type of guy who isn’t afraid to speak your mind (or wear it on your chest), this shirt is your vibe. It’s for the guy who laughs at the absurd, makes fun of the world, and knows that sometimes, you just need to say it like it is. And what better way to say it than with a shirt that tells everyone to "Eat a Bag of Dicks"?

  5. Perfect for Gifting to Your Most Savage Friend: Got a buddy who loves pushing buttons and cracking everyone up with his no-filter humor? This shirt is the perfect gift. It’s bold, edgy, and just the right amount of offensive – everything they’ll appreciate and wear with pride.

In short, the "Dicks Jerky, Eat a Bag of Dicks" shirt is not for the easily offended. It’s for the guy who isn’t afraid to show the world that he’s got a sense of humor that’s as sharp as his edge. Ready to wear something that’s got people laughing, cringing, and talking? Yeah, you are. So grab yours, and let’s get this party started.

ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS

Attention: Due to the handmade quality of our shirts, each one is slightly different. SO don't expect it to look exactly like the photo.  It is handmade bitches! SO deal with it! We offer different shirt processes. Screenprint: This is a process where we use a special ink that is transferred onto the item via a screen. Bleaching: This process is when we take color out of the item and create a unique one-of-a-kind pattern. Tie-dye: This process we add color to our apparel and create a unique design and pattern. Direct to film: This process we use a Direct to film machine that prints out full colored images that we then transfer onto apparel. Sublimation: This process we use a special printer that prints an image and then we transfer it onto a light-colored shirt with high heat. OUR APPAREL: Our company manufacture and products are handmade in the Fucking USA!  Each of your items you purchase is processed by a broke ass single mom! Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester;Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester;Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible. Sincerely, The Fukery!

►CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

We do all the work for you. All our products are processed in house. There are no special instructions or extra care. You do not need to be Suzie Homemaker to keep your products top notch! Throw that shit in the washer and say a prayer. You got this!

Also, all our products are unisex and made in the USA, therefore your sizes are true and already pre-shrunk so don't sweat and eat that cake!

Our products can be washed at home with all your other shit.

►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:

Orders will ship in 3-7 business days. (This is not including weekends! So keep your panties in a bunch. Your shit will come and it will be amazing)

►RETURNS, CANCELLATIONS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:


Please note we do NOT accept any returns/exchanges on our products.
If you encounter an issue with your order, and you must bitch about it, please reach out to us right away before leaving a negative review, so we can make things right.  If you can't do this.... Then you are just a little bitch and you enjoy taking down small businesses and we don't need your money.

If you must cancel an order, don't be a douche canoe and wait more than 2hrs. Our single moms are counting on you for your orders so they don't have to hit the pole.  Shit is expensive right now.


Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

The Fukery!

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