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Don't Be a Salty Bitch Hoodie | Handmade Bleached Hoodie | Sarcastic Apparel for Women

Don't Be a Salty Bitch Hoodie | Handmade Bleached Hoodie | Sarcastic Apparel for Women

$69.69 USD
$69.69 USD
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Don't Be a Salty Bitch — Wear One Instead.
This isn't just a hoodie. It's a handmade bleached masterpiece that screams your personality before you even open your mouth. Perfect for you, your bestie, and that one friend in the group chat who's always got something to say.
Why This Hoodie is Everyone's Favorite:
  • ✅ Handmade bleached in Washington — Every hoodie is one-of-a-kind. No two are identical.
  • ✅ So comfortable, it'll become your go-to — Customers say it's their favorite hoodie. Soft, cozy, and built to last.
  • ✅ Bold sarcasm you can wear — For anyone who's got zero time for nonsense and a whole lot of personality.
  • ✅ Perfect for friend groups — Buy matching (but not identical) hoodies with your crew. Salty squad goals.
  • ✅ Unisex fit, sizes S-3XL — Because attitude comes in all sizes.
Whether you're running errands, hitting brunch with the girls, or just existing with maximum sass — this hoodie's got your back. Warm, durable, and unapologetically you.
🔥 Handmade to order. Ships in 3-5 days. Each one is unique.
Price: $69.69
Sizes: S - 3XL
👉 Grab yours now — or grab a few for your whole crew. Stay warm. Stay savage. Stay salty.

What Customers Are Saying:
"Most comfortable hoodie I own. I wear it constantly!" — Event customer
"Bought matching ones for my friend group — we're obsessed." — Event customer
Perfect For:
  • Friend group gifts
  • Bachelorette parties
  • Girls' weekend trips
  • Anyone who's perpetually salty (in the best way)
FAQ:
  • Is this bleached by hand? Hell yes. Every hoodie is handcrafted with artisanal bleaching techniques. Yours will be unique.
  • How does it fit? Unisex fit, true to size. Check our size chart for details.
  • Can I order multiples for my friend group? Absolutely! Each one will have a slightly different bleach pattern, so you'll all match but still be unique.
  • Can I return it? Custom bleached items are final sale, but we offer exchanges if you cover shipping costs.

ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS

Attention: Due to the handmade quality of our shirts, each one is slightly different. SO don't expect it to look exactly like the photo.  It is handmade bitches! SO deal with it! We offer different shirt processes. Screenprint: This is a process where we use a special ink that is transferred onto the item via a screen. Bleaching: This process is when we take color out of the item and create a unique one-of-a-kind pattern. Tie-dye: This process we add color to our apparel and create a unique design and pattern. Direct to film: This process we use a Direct to film machine that prints out full colored images that we then transfer onto apparel. Sublimation: This process we use a special printer that prints an image and then we transfer it onto a light-colored shirt with high heat. OUR APPAREL: Our company manufacture and products are handmade in the Fucking USA!  Each of your items you purchase is processed by a broke ass single mom! Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester;Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester;Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible. Sincerely, The Fukery!

►CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

We do all the work for you. All our products are processed in house. There are no special instructions or extra care. You do not need to be Suzie Homemaker to keep your products top notch! Throw that shit in the washer and say a prayer. You got this!

Also, all our products are unisex and made in the USA, therefore your sizes are true and already pre-shrunk so don't sweat and eat that cake!

Our products can be washed at home with all your other shit.

►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:

Orders will ship in 3-7 business days. (This is not including weekends! So keep your panties in a bunch. Your shit will come and it will be amazing)

►RETURNS, CANCELLATIONS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:


Please note we do NOT accept any returns/exchanges on our products.
If you encounter an issue with your order, and you must bitch about it, please reach out to us right away before leaving a negative review, so we can make things right.  If you can't do this.... Then you are just a little bitch and you enjoy taking down small businesses and we don't need your money.

If you must cancel an order, don't be a douche canoe and wait more than 2hrs. Our single moms are counting on you for your orders so they don't have to hit the pole.  Shit is expensive right now.


Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

The Fukery!

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