Dad bod workwear
Dad bod workwear
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DAD BOD NEON TEE – SEX APPEAL SOLD SEPARATELY
Listen up, legends. This ain't just a t-shirt—it’s a lifestyle. The Dad Bod Neon Tee is for the man who knows peak physical fitness is overrated and confidence is king. You’ve earned that belly. You’ve grilled enough burgers, pounded enough beers, and given exactly zero fucks about hitting the gym. Wear it like the badge of honor it is.
WHY YOU NEED THIS BAD BOY:
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High-Vis Drip – Blinding neon so people can spot you from across the bar, the tailgate, or the backyard bash you "accidentally" got hammered at.
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Breathable as Hell – Soft, lightweight, and loose enough to let that dad gut breathe. Because let's be real, nobody needs a tight shirt exposing last night’s taco binge.
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Certified Panty Dropper – Okay, maybe not. But it will get you a few laughs, some high-fives, and possibly a free beer from a fellow dad who respects the grind.
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No Gym, No Problem – Features a silhouette of peak dad performance—back slightly arched, hat turned backwards, fully reclining like a man who refuses to move unless absolutely necessary.
WHO NEEDS THIS?
- Dads who consider “one more beer” an actual fitness plan.
- Husbands who claim they’re fixing something but are really just standing there.
- Legends who’ve mastered the fine art of barbecue, mansplaining, and giving zero fucks about fashion trends.
This shirt is obnoxious, hilarious, and absolutely necessary for anyone fully committed to the dad bod lifestyle.
Grab one before your wife sees your cart and shuts this shit down.
ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS
ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS
Attention: Due to the handmade quality of our shirts, each one is slightly different. SO don't expect it to look exactly like the photo. It is handmade bitches! SO deal with it! We offer different shirt processes. Screenprint: This is a process where we use a special ink that is transferred onto the item via a screen. Bleaching: This process is when we take color out of the item and create a unique one-of-a-kind pattern. Tie-dye: This process we add color to our apparel and create a unique design and pattern. Direct to film: This process we use a Direct to film machine that prints out full colored images that we then transfer onto apparel. Sublimation: This process we use a special printer that prints an image and then we transfer it onto a light-colored shirt with high heat. OUR APPAREL: Our company manufacture and products are handmade in the Fucking USA! Each of your items you purchase is processed by a broke ass single mom! Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester;Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester;Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible. Sincerely, The Fukery!
►CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
►CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
We do all the work for you. All our products are processed in house. There are no special instructions or extra care. You do not need to be Suzie Homemaker to keep your products top notch! Throw that shit in the washer and say a prayer. You got this!
Also, all our products are unisex and made in the USA, therefore your sizes are true and already pre-shrunk so don't sweat and eat that cake!
Our products can be washed at home with all your other shit.
►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:
►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:
Orders will ship in 3-7 business days. (This is not including weekends! So keep your panties in a bunch. Your shit will come and it will be amazing)
►RETURNS, CANCELLATIONS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:
►RETURNS, CANCELLATIONS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:
Please note we do NOT accept any returns/exchanges on our products.
If you encounter an issue with your order, and you must bitch about it, please reach out to us right away before leaving a negative review, so we can make things right. If you can't do this.... Then you are just a little bitch and you enjoy taking down small businesses and we don't need your money.
If you must cancel an order, don't be a douche canoe and wait more than 2hrs. Our single moms are counting on you for your orders so they don't have to hit the pole. Shit is expensive right now.
Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
The Fukery!
