Completely Unhinged Hoodie | Handmade Bleached Hoodie for Women | Funny Sarcastic Apparel
Completely Unhinged Hoodie | Handmade Bleached Hoodie for Women | Funny Sarcastic Apparel
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- ✅ Relatable as hell — Women come up laughing and say "Yep" or "Hell yes, that's me"
- ✅ Perfect for menopause warriors — Hot flashes, mood swings, zero fucks left? This is your uniform.
- ✅ Handmade bleached in the USA — Every hoodie is one-of-a-kind. No two are identical, so don't expect yours to look exactly like the photo. It's handmade, bitches. Deal with it.
- ✅ Soft, comfortable, and made to last — Cozy enough to live in, bold enough to make a statement
- ✅ Perfect gift for your unhinged friends — Women love gifting this to other women who embrace the chaos
- Women who feel a little unhinged at times (so... all of us)
- Menopause survival mode
- Moms who've lost their last fuck
- Gifts for your best friend, sister, or that one coworker who gets it
- Anyone who's stopped pretending to have it all together
What Customers Are Saying:
"I saw this at an event and immediately said 'HELL YES.' Bought it on the spot." — Event customer
"Bought one for myself and three for my friends. We're all unhinged together." — Event customer
"Perfect menopause hoodie. I wear it constantly." — Event customer
Product Details:
- Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
FAQ:
Hell yes. Each one is hand-bleached, so the pattern will be slightly different from the photo. That's what makes it special — yours is one-of-a-kind.
Orders ship in 3-7 business days (not including weekends). Keep your panties unbunched — your shit will come and it will be amazing.
Custom bleached items are final sale. If you encounter an issue with your order, reach out to us right away so we can make it right. Don't be a douche canoe.
If you need to cancel, do it within 2 hours. Our single moms are counting on your orders so they don't have to hit the pole. Shit is expensive right now.
Absolutely. Women love gifting this to other women who embrace their chaos.
ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS
ABOUT OUR PRODUCTS
Attention: Due to the handmade quality of our shirts, each one is slightly different. SO don't expect it to look exactly like the photo. It is handmade bitches! SO deal with it! We offer different shirt processes. Screenprint: This is a process where we use a special ink that is transferred onto the item via a screen. Bleaching: This process is when we take color out of the item and create a unique one-of-a-kind pattern. Tie-dye: This process we add color to our apparel and create a unique design and pattern. Direct to film: This process we use a Direct to film machine that prints out full colored images that we then transfer onto apparel. Sublimation: This process we use a special printer that prints an image and then we transfer it onto a light-colored shirt with high heat. OUR APPAREL: Our company manufacture and products are handmade in the Fucking USA! Each of your items you purchase is processed by a broke ass single mom! Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester;Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester;Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible. Sincerely, The Fukery!
►CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
►CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
We do all the work for you. All our products are processed in house. There are no special instructions or extra care. You do not need to be Suzie Homemaker to keep your products top notch! Throw that shit in the washer and say a prayer. You got this!
Also, all our products are unisex and made in the USA, therefore your sizes are true and already pre-shrunk so don't sweat and eat that cake!
Our products can be washed at home with all your other shit.
►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:
►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:
Orders will ship in 3-7 business days. (This is not including weekends! So keep your panties in a bunch. Your shit will come and it will be amazing)
►RETURNS, CANCELLATIONS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:
►RETURNS, CANCELLATIONS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:
Please note we do NOT accept any returns/exchanges on our products.
If you encounter an issue with your order, and you must bitch about it, please reach out to us right away before leaving a negative review, so we can make things right. If you can't do this.... Then you are just a little bitch and you enjoy taking down small businesses and we don't need your money.
If you must cancel an order, don't be a douche canoe and wait more than 2hrs. Our single moms are counting on you for your orders so they don't have to hit the pole. Shit is expensive right now.
Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
The Fukery!
