Well paint me green and call me a pickle crewneck sweatshirt

Due to the handmade quality of our shirts, each one is slightly different. SO don't expect it to look exactly like the photo.  It is handmade bitches! SO deal with it.

- OUR APPAREL:

- Our company manufacture and product are handmade in the Fucking USA!  Each of your items you purchase is processed by a broke ass single mom!
- Fabric blends:
Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester;
Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester;
Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

►SHIPPING & PRODUCTION TIME:

Orders will ship in 3-7 business days. ( This is not including weekends! So keep your panties in a bunch. Your shit will come and it will be amazing)

►CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
No need for any extra care.  They can be washed at home with all your other shit.

►RETURNS, CANCELLATIONS, EXCHANGES, & QUESTIONS:
Please note we do NOT accept any returns/exchanges on our products.
If you encounter an issue with your order, and you must bitch about it, please reach out to us right away before leaving a negative review, so we can make things right.  If you can't do this.... Then you are just a little bitch and you enjoy taking down small businesses and we don't need your money.

If you must cancel an order, don't be a douche canoe and wait more than 2hrs. Our single moms are counting on you for your orders so they don't have to hit the pole.  Shit is expensive right now.

Any and all questions are welcome! We will do our best to get back to you as soon as possible.

Sincerely,

The Fukery!