Introducing the ultimate nautical statement piece: “BOAT — Bring Out Ass and Titties.”
Sure, some say BOAT stands for Break Out Another Thousand... but we prefer our acronyms with a little more personality (and a lot less financial trauma).
This ultra-soft, true-to-size tee is handmade for the bold, the brave, and the barely-clothed. Whether you’re docked at the marina or just mentally on a yacht, this shirt lets everyone know your priorities: sunshine, sea breeze, and cheeks out.
✔️ Handmade with love and mild judgment
✔️ Softer than your situationship’s excuses
✔️ True to size—unless you lie to yourself
✔️ Breathable enough for sand, sweat, and side-eyes
Wear it on a boat, wear it to brunch, wear it to your HOA meeting if you’re feeling spicy. Just don’t wear it near your grandma (unless she’s cool).
Warning: May cause spontaneous dance parties, inappropriate sunburns, and an influx of new “friends.”
