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And this shirt lets everyone on the job site know you're a goddamn five-star meal.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack-printed only\u003c\/strong\u003e — which means your safety vest covers the goods during work hours. Clock out, unzip, and watch the crew lose it. 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